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| | Features | Officially Licensed ApparelLimited Quantities
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| | Description | The Mountain | |
| | Product Details | | Package Length: | 4.0 inches | | Package Width: | 4.0 inches | | Package Height: | 1.0 inches | | Package Weight: | 0.5 pounds | | Average Customer Rating: |  based on 18 reviews |
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201 of 204 found the following review helpful:
Stoic, patriotic, and proud. . . May 05, 2011
By MSPower
"MS"
In the face of danger wearing this shirt bestows upon me the incredible strength and fortitude of Eagle-man Fighter Pilot. . . the man, the bird, the legend.
Confident in his limitless power Eagle-man Fighter Pilot protects us from all that is evil, such as salmon moving in opposition to the mainstream, as well as voles and rabbits that attempt to get to our root-values.
He especially has disdain for moths attempting to overthrow the very fabric of our society.
Have you ever seen a zombie? No you have not, and you can thank Eagle-man Fighter Pilot for that too, for he stays ever vigilant patrolling the skies watching and waiting. . .
His methods include swooping down getting up close and personal shredding his enemies to bits with his mighty, mighty talons as well as unleashing hellfire missiles kept close-at-wing when he is in the mood for a good explosion.
Eagle-man Fighter Pilot is not all work however; he does enjoy a good game of bocce ball now and then, as well as fine dinners of raw steaks and sushi.
Eagle-man Fighter Pilot resents the fact that he is often confused with Eagle Man, his cousin, who is a car insurance salesman from Chicago, IL known for his low rates and distinguished commercials.
Wear the shirt, and be proud!
Stoic, patriotic, and proud, that is the Eagle-man Fighter Pilot way. . .
44 of 45 found the following review helpful:
Use shirt with care Nov 19, 2011
By Maus
I ordered this shirt, and it promptly arrived 1 week later. I took it out of the box and immediately put it on. Just then my mom walked into my room and she literally exploded from a patriotic awesome overload. I realized then that I could use this shirts power for good, or for evil.
Now I roam the streets at night looking for criminals. When I find them, I puff out my chest like a boss and they spontaneously combust in the flames of american justice.
please only purchase this shirt if you plan on using its powers for good.
34 of 36 found the following review helpful:
Nothing says Freedom like a Bald Eagle in a flight suit! Sep 16, 2011
By James A. Plaisted
"Drew Doggy"
I dont know about you but i love freedom and Bald Eagles and fighter planes and other types of really cool $@#t! When I walk into a room wearing this shirt people get uncomfortable cause they're not sure weather to salute me or give me an enthusiastic hi five. I live the dream in this T. This shirt says lifes alright and I'm not afraid to to wear the right colors.
According to the IT girl from England who works in my office, this shirt will garaunteed get you beaten up anywhere in Europe. She's a bit of an alcaholic so I don't really buy in to much of what she has to say. Besides I'm pretty sure she is just chapped that they dont have a Patriotic Britt version.
Ok back to the awesomeness that is this shirt. If your friends aren't impressed by the Bald Eagle in the flight suit then they will surely be blown away by the 3, count em', 3 fighter planes flying over the right shoulder. If they're not impressed by that then maybe they're not really your friends to begin with.
Buy this and be proud! Your living in America @$^&*!!!!!
19 of 21 found the following review helpful:
Pants not required Nov 02, 2011
By idb
Before owning this shirt, I thought, at best, Eagles could only be airline pilots; little did I know that one intrepid Eagle had gone to the Naval Academy and dedicated himself to becoming our nation's best fighter pilot. You may know the rest, but not likely; the tale of Rex Eagleton is famous only in Veterans Halls. What the public doesn't realize is that this brave service-Eagle-man's exploits in Vietnam were hidden from the general public because of that fateful mission over De Nang and the sheer number of bombs that he... Nevertheless, Rex continued to serve our country proudly for his remaining years.I bought this shirt in an attempt to increase my mana, and I was not disappointed. As soon as I opened the box,> I was imbued with Rex's spirit and fortitude. At first, I could only wear this shirt in 5 minute installments out of fear of becoming too awesome. If you're a red blooded American, you must purchase as a testament to all of our brave Eagle-Men (and women) that serve with such dedication in our Armed Forces. A champion of an Eagles' right to serve and a true American hero, Rex Eagleton is a forgotten legend of American history (few know that it was he who wrote Reagan's "Tear Down this Wall" speech). Chicks dig this shirt (little Eagle chicks, i mean; because you just know they've got to respect a parent with his resume). This shirt's design, an artist's rendering of the look he gave Khrushchev when Rex had him cornered back in '68, is a striking relief of Rex's intimidation. It is made from a potent mixture of ground up Eagle talons and HGH. Not pictured: Rex's devoted wife, Linda, a ChickenHawk with a Heart of Gold. Instructions: wear with pride and as your most visible layer. Pants not required, because pants are socialist and draw from the power of the shirt.
12 of 13 found the following review helpful:
Freedom isn't free it cost $16.80 to $18.20 Dec 21, 2011
By Elbatcho Della Vente
I now know how Neil Armstrong or Lynyrd Skynard must feel every day. When I wear this shirt it makes women weep, children dance, Democrats cower and Patriots stand up and Yell "Merica!!!!!". As I walk the isles of Wal-Mart I am filled with pride and am often stopped to tell the tales of this fine Fellow Eagle Man Fighter Pilot, his tours in Vietnam, Grenada, Panama, Iraq, Somalia, Haiti, Bosnia, Iraq again, Afghanistan, Iraq again again, and the secret war on the Socialist State of California . If George Washington was alive today he would be wearing this shirt. I wore this shirt to a Occupy protest and within hours of my arrival, the protestors broke down their signs and then started Celebrating the values of Wall Street and the banking system while sing all 3 verses of the Star Spangle Banner. If more people were to wear this shirt, our nation could be repaired. Fly Strong and Proud oh great sentinel of the Skies.
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